sapphling:

ever since my gf and i moved in together a couple years ago i’ve been semi-regularly executing something i call a “prank night.” this is something you want to do frequently enough that it’s not a special occasion, but spontaneously enough to make it a prank. the set-up for a prank night is simple

1. listen to your partner and take note of a couple things she’s putting off doing, as well as a couple things she’s been wanting
2. wait for a day when your partner is out of the house for work or errands
3. tell them that you’ll be playing videogames/hanging out with the guys/doing very little all day. this way her guard will be down

now you can execute the four core aspects of the prank night

1. act of service. complete a chore or task that you know she’s been dreading. doing the dishes/cleaning the living room/making an appointment/doing the groceries, etc.
2. lil gift. flowers, chocolate, anything that you know she wants but hasn’t felt justified in getting for herself
3. sustenance. a charcuterie board, a homecooked meal, her favorite snack, or a fancy cocktail can all work
4. fourth, final, most important, when she gets home you sit her down and eat her out like she’s your last meal on death row

The Look On The Girlfriend’s Face Will Be Awesome!

sleepy-bebby:

memewhore:

Sometimes I’ll be trying to fall asleep and “smork alam” will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

angel-demiel:

thirddoctor:

Worst New Who Doctor to be stuck in an elevator with

War

Nine

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Eleven

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conarcoin:

heavytf2lovesandvich:

vamprisms:

ur body is not meant to be as skinny as possible it’s supposed to be filled with potatoes

And SANDVICH.

thank you heavy

vaspider:

bi-accident:

Secret cornbread

I made this a week or two ago. Everybody really liked it and asked that I make it again.

lesbiacebian:

lesbiacebian:

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

probablybadrpgideas:

Everyone makes a death saving roll once a day just to represent the horrifying entropy that subsumes every moment of our lives.

astercrash:

lady-of-the-spirit:

I think most stories could benefit from having two characters whose relationship is just “those two guys” (gender neutral). Most of the time if you look for one of them you’ll find both of them. They can hate each other or be the best of friends or something in-between but they just can’t find that same spark with anyone else. Their relationship is best described as “do not separate them”. They are fully fleshed out characters individually but if either of them are left alone without the other for any reason it feels so wrong.